Last time I had a cigarette I couldn’t stop thinking about the next one.
Last time I cried, was when my grand father passed away.
Last time I thought about my career I still wanted to be an astronaut.
Last time I went to the gym I realized I shouldn’t go anymore.
Last time I went on a cruise I put up 10 pounds. In 3 days.
Last time I surfed in Jefferies Bay, a white shark ripped off my leg.
Last time I had 8 tequila shots I knew something would go wrong.
Last time I saw a bum asking for money I gave him. The finger.
Last time I relied on Santa for my Christmas present I got nothing.
Last time I listened to my girlfriend I got so lost even the GPS couldn’t find me.
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