First times

First time I rode a motorcycle, I knew I would never stop.

First time I looked at her, I couldn’t believe she would become my girlfriend.

First time I had to wash the floor and clean the bathroom, I realized how much I missed home.

First time I had sex was awesome, it almost lasted 10 minutes.

First time I came to the U.S. I thought Mickey Mouse was the president.

First time I quit smoking was 2 hours ago.

First time I cooked was really good. The best Mac and Cheese ever.

First time I got into a fight I was beat up, by a girl.

First time I got suspended in school was because I set the bathroom on fire.

First time I got drunk, I can’t remember.